The most stupid story ever

I grabbed my pen.
But then I accidently dropped it.
So wanted to pick up the pen.
But it slipped out of my hands.
It rolled underneath the cupboard.
So I threw the cupboard on it's site and picked up the pen.
The cupboard was broken.
The boss wasn't amused by that.
So I had to repair the cupboard.
Then I went to get the toolbox.
There was a lot of stuff inside it.
A screwdriver, a hammer, nails, a voltage detector and a boomerang.
I threw the boomerang away.
But it came back and hit me in the back of my head.
That hurts.
So I decided I was going to get some painkillers and a plaster.
I took a glass of water and drank it with the painkiller.
Then I put the patch on the back of my head.
When I tried to remove it it hurted too much.
So I ran towards the First Aid.
He ripped the plaster off.
That hurted.
I got a lollipop to make up for the pain.
I ate it.
And then I started chewing on the lollipop stick because that feels nice.
And because it looks badass to have a sort of stick in your mouth.
Next to that I noticed a small indent in the stick.
Through it I could take a breath a very long time.
After a while I was fed up with the chewing and threw the lollipop stick away.
I regretted that, because the chewing felt so nice.
So I went to the supermarked.
With my debit card.
And I bought a few pouches with lollipops.
I removed the wrapper from the lollipops and ate them all.
Then I had a mouthful of lollipop sticks.
I was happy.
But after a while I felt pain in my mouth.
So I went to the first aid agan.
He said I had small wounds in my mouth and had to go to the dentist to fix it.
So I went to the dentist.
He said I should go to the doctor with those wounds.
Next to that he noticed I had a hole in my tooth.
So he took a dental drill and drilled in my tooth.
I don´t really get it.
He notices a hole in my tooth and decides to repair it by drilling a bigger hole into it.
Oh well... He filled it up with porcelain.
And I was allowed to choose a bouncing ball.
I chose a purple one.
Then I walked to the doctor with my bouncinh ball.
When I was there he examined the wounds in my mouth.
He said: "It has to recover by itself."
So I went mad.
Because I didn't want to wait until it recovered by itself.
So I slapped him with a old National Geographic magazine.
The doctor didn't like that.
So he called the police.
The police came and took me away.
It was quite amazing.
I've never been in a police car before.
We went with the sirens on towards the police office.
When we arrived I sat in a chair.
The police chef was looking at me.
He asked me: "Why did you hit the doctor with an old magazine?"
I answered: "Because I dropped my pen."
He was a bit confused by my answer.
"What does that have to do with hitting the doctor with an old magazine?"
I rolled my eyes.
It was obvious, right?
So I stood up and wanted to walk away.
An police officer grabbed my wirst.
He put me back on the chair.
I looked angrily at him.
He looked angrily back.
I decided to hold a staring contest.
It was quiet for a long time.
After a while the officer blinked with his eyes.
So I shouted "I won!"
The officer looked confused at me.
They put me in a white shirt.
The sleeves were crossed over and couldn't move from their place.
After a while I had it on.
I found this shirt quite impractical.
So I waled away.
Officers wanted to stop me.
But I kept them away from me with my evil eye.
Then I mashed the door.
Because this shirt made it hard to turn the doorknob.
So I broke through the door back to my work.
With some difficult movements I managed to put the shirt out.
So I continued repairing the Cupboard.
Once I was done the boss came towards me.
He told me I had to leave and never come back.
The reason was that I suddenly disappeared without a reason.
So I walked back to school.
When I was there they asked me how my first day at my internship went.
I answered: "Like usual."
And went into the classroom.